Limericks

There was a young boy called Luke,
Who went on a trip to the souk.
On his feet he did puke,
As he fell in the juke,
And that was the end of poor Luke.



Twas a young lad with a knife,
who went up to hug his wife.
But she screamed at him,
which made quite a din,
and displeased that young lad with a knife.



There lived a tall person from Mars,
who claimed he had eaten the stars.
When no-one believed,
 he went home aggrieved,
and lived for a year behind bars!



There was an aged lady from Perth,
who'd been mad since the day of her birth.
When she grew up however,
she disliked the weather,
so moved from her home in Perth.



There existed a girl from D.C.,
All she said was "I see, oh I see!"
When they asked what she saw,
she just slammed the door,
which annoyed those people from D.C.



There lived a young maiden called May,
who was born in a bale of hay.
She was really quite dim,
so she named herself Tim,
that perplexing young maiden called May.



A princess there was called Jemiah,
who dressed in frilly attire.
When told she looked silly,
she shouted at Lily,
"I'm a princess, you awful fat liar!"

^ Written by Grace and Beth ^



There was an old wizard called Boz,
who was really the wizard of Oz.
When he met Dorothy,
he said 'come to tea!'
That kindly old wizard of Oz.



King Henry the eighth had a beard,
he really did look rather weird.
So he shaved it right off,
though his servants did scoff,
That wise but fat king with no beard.



There once was a boggart called Baird,
when confronted made people quite scared,
changed into their fears,
so they shed a few tears,
that horrible boggart called Baird.

There once was a girl called Anne,
Who insisted she frolicked and ran.
So when tied to a post,
With just water and toast,
She cried into a tin can.

When an owl delivered my post,

I was having some milk and toast,

It flew right at me,

Knocked over my tea,

Then flew back out over the coast.    

                                            To be continued...